Stfu! I'm Reading - Scent: Oakmoss & Amber - infused with "escaping reality" This candle is sure to thicken the plot line and ensure you'll always get a happy ending.

All the Fucks - Scent: Lemon Drop Martini - infused with "absolute fuckery" This is where all the fucks have been hiding. Time to do some damage and spread the fuckery.

You're My Best Bitch - Scent: Berry Bellini - infused with "All my secrets" For the one who is in charge of your 'bad box' if anything happens to you.

Mom... Thanks for Putting Up With My Sh*t - Scent: Espresso - thanks for putting up with my sh*t - also sorry I cuss so much.

My Dog & I Talk Shit About You - Scent: Oakmoss & Amber - infused with "profile stalking.” There is nothing better than cuddling up with Fido on the couch and feeling inferior to everyone's perfect social media life. But hey...at least my dog doesn't judge me while i'm eating a pizza and feeling bad about myself.

I'm Sorry My Kid is the Reason You Drink - Scent: Cabernet - How do you all do it? I want to drink almost as soon as they come home from school. If any of you are reading this, buy an extra box of tissue, a few more boxes of pencils and maybe figure out how to sneak in a bottle of wine in an unmarked backpack.

I Love My Fur Babies More Than Most People - Scent: Frooty Loops - I love my fur babies more than most people - infused with -"An unhealthy level of attachment.”

I Burn Sage, Cannabis & Bridges - Scent: Sage & Sea Salt - infused with " whatever it takes to keep the negativity away.”

Fuck It. - Scent: Take a Hike - infused with "just fuck it." Seriously… fuck it.

Fuck Around & Find Out! - Scent: Mahogany & Coconut - infused with playing stupid games & winning stupid prizes!

Every Great Mom Says the "F" Word - Scent: Oakmoss & Amber - I don't know about you, but I'm all "come on kids, let's get in the car and prepare for a wonderful day at school" but there is always that one fucking kid that can never find his fucking shoes, and then i'm the bad guy because I lose my shit!

Thank You for Being My Shovel Friend - Scent: Sparkling Paloma - infused with: "No questions asked.”

Beach Please! I'm A MotherF'n Mermaid.. - Scent: Pina Colada - Infused with "Drinks With Tiny Umbrellas.”

Salty Embroidered Baseball Cap in Pink

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